Boobs According to a source close to the couple (read: not a real person, not a true story), gorgeous George Clooney dumped Vegas pool-toy Sarah Larson because she had a… boob job. Good for you, George. Way to take a stand. Surgery to enhance one’s appearance is shameful. Of course, the story isn’t true, and neither is the Clooney eye-lift story, most likely, so, like, you know, whatever. (via goldenfiddle | Boobs

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